Contact Us

You don't want to contact us. We're rude and in a foul mood nearly all of the time. That's the sort of thing that happens when you spend many years of your life trying to keep clouds from falling down on top of the castle some idiot built in a swamp.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK, strictly speaking, you could contact us on BlueSky. But why would you want to? You could spend that time doing something fun, like reading. Or watching British comedies on TV. Or building little dog houses for puppies. Or driving dune buggies. You like dune buggies, right? Sure ya do! Everybody likes dune buggies!